I quit my job today
Everybody quit their jobs today
Ain't no more being bored
No couture to afford, no debtors to pay
We quit our jobs today
Everybody quit their jobs today
No more collecting student loans
Everybody gave up simulta
neously

I'm rocking biz-caj
And a green bandana
Banana republic
Bananarama
Alabama slammers at the abandoned Applebee's
Banana hammock: cover me

Hot dogs and khakis on the Major Deegan
Eastern Parkway Brooklyn Museum
Big Gay Ice Cream up at the Cloisters
Oysters Rockefeller at Rockefeller Center
Center of attention, I forgot to mention
We're feeling no tension cuz work is in suspension
I'll meet you at Grand Central Station
You Haitian?
Cuz you giving me good vibrations

Nobody's at work everybody went home
No internet can't afford a cell phone
Volunteer work at the local soup kitchen
In exchange for a beer and a bucket of chicken

No money, no problems
Everyone's at Fort Tilden
Sharing grapes and tuna fish
And watching each other's children
I'm white and you're black and she's yellow
Your girl is brown
We're hitting town feeling mellow
Colorblind and roasting marshmellows

I quit my job today
Everybody quit their jobs today
Ain't no more being bored
No couture to afford, no debtors to pay
We quit our jobs today
Everybody quit their jobs today
No more collecting student loans
Everybody gave up simulta
neously

Tacos a MoMa
Flacas in Bushwick
The witches of Eastwick
Can't beat this jurisdic'
All unemployed and feeling communistic
Trade my socks for your Xbox
An apple for your lipstick
Fixing each other's bicycles and sharing pasta salad
All admissions free
And all IDs are valid

Pizza party mp3s
Vinyl records DVDs
VCRs in VHS
Nina Hagen on cassette

DVRs HDTVs
HIV is DOA
The CIA is RIP
Okay that was just fun to say

Riding on a pony that used to work at Central Park
Picking up your Auntie cuz she quit her job at Pathmark
Grabbing all the food they left outside of Per Se
To cater a block party on the Jackie Robinson Expressway
Ok?

Building teepees from the scraps of unfinished condos
Rigging Martha Stewart sheets to sail our boats made of styrofoam

No manufactured content on the internet can compete with this
I seen a graphic designer whittling a knitting needle
and a blogger and a jogger rewiring a light switch

I quit my job today
Everybody quit their jobs today
Ain't no more being bored
No couture to afford, no debtors to pay
We quit our jobs today
Everybody quit their jobs today
No more collecting student loans
Everybody gave up simulta

I quit my job today
Everybody quit their jobs today
Ain't no more being bored
No couture to afford, no debtors to pay
We quit our jobs today
Everybody quit their jobs today
No more collecting student loans
Everybody gave up simulta
neously